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Mark Zuckerberg Loses, Wins, and Ruins Both”

Mark Zuckerberg Loses, Wins, and Ruins Both

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December 27, 2022
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AI Predictive Headline for March 14th, 2023

It was a year of highs and lows for tech mogul Mark Zuckerberg in 2023. On the one hand, he single handedly caused the bankruptcy of Meta, the virtual reality company he had poured so much time and resources into. But on the other hand, he achieved a major victory by winning first place in the inaugural Annual eFoil Racing Invitational.

“I was devastated when I lost control of Meta, but winning the eFoil Racing Invitational was a silver lining,” said Zuckerberg in a statement. “I’ve always been a big fan of eFoiling, and to be able to come out on top was a real honor.”

Unfortunately, the ultimate loser of the event may have been the sport of eFoiling itself, which has now lost all hope of ever being considered cool.

“We were really hoping that the Invitational would bring some much-needed attention to eFoiling and help it gain mainstream acceptance,” said eFoil Racing Association President Tom Court. “But with Zuckerberg’s win, it’s clear that the sport will forever be associated with out-of-touch tech billionaires turned homeless hobos.”

Despite the setback, the eFoil Racing Association remains determined to keep the sport alive and grow its fan base. “We’ll just have to work even harder to make eFoiling cool again,” said Davis. “And who knows, maybe one day it will be considered the hip, edgy sport that it truly is.”


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